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Matt Rose
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The JOHNNY KNOXVILLE of reading stuff out off Reddit sat down in a nice warm room.
New video every Monday!
New video every Monday!
That's a Good Band Name
Reeeally wish I was laid in a field somewhere, cider in hand, watching Box of Penguins right now.
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Відео
What noise do THESE things make?
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Ain't no other Reddit reading channel exploding stuff through megaphones with magnets in their mouth.
T-Shirt Translation Trouble TWO
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To get a skullllemmmoojiiiii over your heart head IMMEDIATELY to www.everpress.com/MattRose
InspiroBot, where AI tries making Motivational Quotes
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Be careful not to be TOO much of an entertaining, alive winner-type though as I gashed my foot open on a rock diving off that waste disposal pipe nabblyyyemojiiii
50 more stories of Customer Service Brainrot
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Someone took a 💩 on the floor at my old office job once and we never found out who did it.
More from that one kid at school who lied all the time
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James I saw you get that scar falling off a bench, stop telling people it was from mountaineering.
r/AskOuija: P A R T T W O O O O
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Sorry but rye bread can get straight in the bin.
Google AI's Insane Answers
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Little fact I learned recording this: if you say "Google AI" too many times it starts sounding like "googly eye" and you can't unhear it.
The noise that these things make
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Don't cry because it's over, groan because it happened! Big thanks to AceEnderman and HakariWasntFake on Twitter for bringing this post to my attention.
Tired people making mistakes cos they're real tired
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But seriously though GET ME ON TASKMASTER
Strange things total strangers have come up and said
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We are rapidly approaching the month of June which means it's SEQUELATHON time, do let me know in the comments what video you feel deserves a part 2!
Video Games made up in People's Dreams
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Hope everyone out there is having a great day :) apart from you Splurmpy.
Depop Drama
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Plenty to enjoy in this video: Nudity? Tasteful. Bull? Pit. Emojiiis? Skullll.
Type "Matt Rose" and let autocorrect finish the sentence
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Type "Matt Rose" and let autocorrect finish the sentence
AI tries to write step-by-step guides for everyday tasks
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AI tries to write step-by-step guides for everyday tasks
Tweets that People Wrote in their Dreams
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Tweets that People Wrote in their Dreams
Instagram's outrageous translations of 'Ooga Booga'
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Instagram's outrageous translations of 'Ooga Booga'
Parents can't spell (You Laugh, You Lose)
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Parents can't spell (You Laugh, You Lose)
r/AskOuija where they talk one LETTER at a time
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r/AskOuija where they talk one LETTER at a time
People finding cursed stuff they wrote as kids
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People finding cursed stuff they wrote as kids
Predictive Text is an Agent of Chaos
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Predictive Text is an Agent of Chaos
"I woke up in a cold sweat and wrote this"
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"I woke up in a cold sweat and wrote this"
I think it’s cute 🥰
6:53 why does he say it like that
Oh my God, I thought this was just something some people did in Mexico City because they didn’t know how to use punctuation. 😳🤣 Context: Unnecessary inverted commas are ubiquitous in street signs (handmade or printed/industrially produced) all over Mexican cities. 😆
"please don't be afraid to be a good person"💀
0:01 I thought they made a "kik" sound
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I laughed so hard at this video I had to go number 2
You I yes did when do the kids plasma cheeseburger when on fire.
“Tardioed” my attempt ☠️
I had a dream a while ago that Wobbledogs got a huge update that involved a bigger space for your dogs to roam in, different types of dogs, probably new food dispensers and toys. I woke up excited before I realized it was a dream and that Wobbledogs didn’t get an update.
Ok I'm really frustrated now, because I had an idea about what 38 is, and can picture the tune in my head, but I don't know the lyrics other than "a-woah oh oh" as OP described.
Somehow it struck me in my mind that “Grass Clippings” is a cool band name.
2:21 bro sweared so much he created a new morse code
6:07 EMERGENCY FISH SITUATION!
I almost googled "when does [name] text me back" as if my life was a TV show and I was googling spoilers 💀
last night in a dream i was watching oddballs except it was called balls nothing changed besides the name
سنهككثزكنههه🤖 TF WHY IS IT IN ARABIC
One time we made a group chat for the library board in my school and we accidentally added a random number and they were freaking out and thought we were some secret society trying to take them down☠️
I NEED TO GO AT A SPEED
Matt. Where is Matt Rose Monday?💀
First attempt: gartiekd. Second attempt: garygfidkd. Third attempt: Garfield. lol the first two attempts weren’t even close to the word Garfield at all lol.
first try:skillemojiii💀 second try:akuklemojiii💀 third try:skullemokooo💀 STOPP
I'm currently in the middle of Section 4 (8 sections for french). It is all about crime and emergencies. Voleurs and types assaulting people. Everyone crying while they call les pompiers to extinguish le feu. I miss the days of "le chat mange la pizza." 😺 🍕
Skullrmohi🤌
The pirates of the Caribbean reference was so good also the cocky one and Italian accent was on point!
Pzzzzzzzezzzzz
Modern milk hotel
I CANT WITH THE AQUATIC GLAMOUR TWINK AND THE MUSCLE DADDIES HAHAHAHAH
Skullemojuuu 💀lol. Skullemojiiii💀.
Funniest bandname I know that actually exists is "Tropical F*ck Storm" and also the "Psychedelic P*rn Crumpets" And my friend's band "Unip*rn"
Not anymore, but when I was a kid I was terrified of Aardman characters (Wallace and Gromit). It's just those tiny eyes and giant mouths. It mortified me.
Matt Rose has been on a roll since he got his second booster shot.
My kindy teacher was kinda bad, but she would make random kids stand up and spell words. She made me stand up and spell ‘September.’ I was 5. I nearly cried because she made us stand in front of the class and do it and wouldn’t let us sit down till we finished. I somehow got it correct and sat down happily.
ooga booga
7:10 Lavender rich tea biscuit
I’m gonna do the please Please do the right way and then I’ll be there in the next five or ten to ten days and then I will get you a car seat What
Booga bang up chocolate sauce соску ура родины chocolate sauce, coins
once i was so tired i thought I saw my niece so I, you know, said hello in a baby voice and all. *it was some random girl's coat and my friend looked over at me and was like "man why the fuck and you talking to a coat?" so...*
The Harry Potter one actually confuses me, it’s a mix between a real photo and some AI. Explain please
I was in class and I got bored of what the teacher was saying so I tapped my desk like I would tap my spacebar on my computer thinking it would pause her or something like on youtube before realising that’s not how life works
The butt plug one is fucking horrible
It makes BZZZZEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
JOOOOÃÃÃÃOOOOOOO.... JUUUAAAAOOOO
sooga rooga
yooga foolologa roogoogooga
I have the same fear as 6:37 , and I legit had to skip the part mid panic attack.
Matt rose and I'm not sure if I can get a pink one or not chronically online *Confused in American*
Please dont cry. ...I dont tell people to stop crying so idk where this came from!
7:06 Add your ridiculous band names here! Mine is “Rainbow Taffy”
Plantains, they're like weirdly fucked up, zombie bananas
Next time some tech idiot tells us that AI will destroy us, please remind them that InspiroBot actually exists. 😂